"When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?"
- Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters (via riveralwaysknew)
(Source: durianquotes, via thisworlddoesnotmattertome)
"You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same compost pile."
- Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club (via larmoyante)
Reblog and see if you get a color.
PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
RED: I'm in love with you.
PINK: I have a crush on you.
TURQUOISE: You're hot.
CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
ORANGE: I dislike your page.
YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
GREEN: I find you cute.
BLACK: I would date you.
BROWN: I dislike you.
the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable
me at my highschool reunion
me coming back to mcdonalds in the same day
(Source: whoreforchrist, via kyurem)